last post this year

time check: 10:13pm manila time
























HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

The Killers - Human

I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes
Clear your heart...
Cut the cord

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance,
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You've got to let me go

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Will your system be alright
When you dream of home tonight?
There is no message we're receiving
Let me know is your heart still beating

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer

You've got to let me know

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human
Or are we dancer?

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Are we human
Or are we dancer?

battle of the netbooks...lolz

ang cute cute talaga ng hp mini 1000. sabi nga sa site nila "fits in a purse" [anu naman un coin purse???]

bili nga ko nito pag may work nako ulit... mas mura pa sa ipod ko wahehe. di ko naman need ng regular laptop talaga

this netbook only sells at P22,000!!!

and will definitely work for my spying operations wahehe

















Intel Atom N270 1.6GHz processor
10.2-inch display
1GB RAM (single slot, max 2GB)
60GB 4200rpm IDE
Bluetooth
WiFi
webcam
3-cell battery
Windows XP Home SP3 [okei na to leche naman ung vista eh hehe... let's all wait for windows7]

when kaya magkakaroon ng mac version nito???...anyweiz macworld na sa january

if you want to be treated as a royalty... you must act as a royal

oh my goodness!!! ho ho ho Merry Christmas

wala lang Merry Christmas to all!!!

ellen detelevision

napanood nyo ba ung last day ng "12 days of giveaways" sa the ellen degeneres show [december 19, 2008 epidode]? nahulog kasi ung tv na nilalabas nung crew nya. pasaway hehe. di nila ki-nat. tawa ng tawa si ellen tsaka ung crazy audience. syempre ako den. first time kung nakapanod ng nahulog na television. pero after nung nag commercial break sinubukan nila ulet. ayun gumagana pa naman.

***si paris hilton pala ung dancing mug
***meron sa site nia ung nahulog ung tv

wat du L and I hab in komon???

1. pc namin pareho nasa floor
2. pareho ang style namin ng pag-upo
3. pareho kami payat
4. pareho kami mukha anemic
5. medyo long hair kami pareho
6. we like sweets
7. pareho kami di natutulog boink
8. dark circles around the eyes
9. pareho kami humahawak sa lips pag nag-iisip
10. isip muna bago gawa [pero milya milya ang iq nya sakin no!]
11. hukot kami mag walk
12. mahina ang boses namin pareho hehe

hp mini 1000

hands down to hewlett packard. lupit nitong mini notebook nato' aztig hehe. sa abot kayang halaga. kaya anu pa hinihintay nio? bili na!!!

my aging fleet

before

after

[mas maganda palang kumuha ng pichure pag day]

musix stuff

favorite american band - the calling
















hot music - around the bend - by the audio galaxy tour

well...its all about me... yaiks!!!

long hair - school mode [dati]
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short hair - formal mode [pang work] [dati rin wala ako work eh]
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my down under mode [wala lang paki mo ba] [pang sex wahehe... joke] [look for my birth mark]
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L mode
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[di naman siguro ako sobrang pangit... twice nako na ask mag-model-modelan hehe]

cutie pie

kulit talaga matulog ni fernando. pang fhm wahehe

what is sex in espanyol???

haa buti na-save ko to sa memory card ng phone ko. pi-ni-churan ko to room namin sa english class ko nung nag-aaral pa ko. malamang burado na to kasi pininturahan na nila manong. buti meron pa evidensiya wahehe.

2 shots nga lang sorry...

what is sex in espanyol??? [the second time around]

vamous tumba la cama
entrada mi pitoy sa fuerta
con atras abante no puerza hasa
rapido virada cargada semilya
tudo discarga ole!

by sex'

kaya nyo yan???

riot ito [victoria's secret 2008]

waaahhh!!!

why naman absent tong dalawang to??? sila pa naman ang hinihintay ko sa show na to [syempre aside from heidi klum, alessandra ambrosio, karolina kurkova, ana beatriz barros, jessica stan, adriana lima (pretty sure droggy mode si adriana wahehe), julia stegner & inguna butane]

andi muise































oluchi onweagba






































ang leche lang si doutzen kroes eh... panira ng show hehe

nokia n97

unable to go to other website

i had this problem for quite some time. i've tried all the possible solution na nabasa ko sa internet like lower the security of the browser, flush the current dns sa pc mo, mag-assign ng universal dns [frustrating eto kasi di naman nagrereply ang ip address ng website na gusto kong i-visit]. scan your pc for possible virus, malware, tupperware etc. pero wala pa rin.

want to know pano ko na overpower tong letcheng problem na to? simple - uninstall ang firewall hehe

ip address conflict

if you received this error message when you try to connect other devices to the network - just to this steps:

on the computer that is having a problem / click on start / click on command prompt / type "ipconfig /release" [without the quotation] / wait for the computer to flush the current ip address / if you see the 0.0.0.0 result you are good to go / now type "ipconfig /renew" [without the quotation] / wait for the computer to received the new ip address and you are good to go na.

tadaa - fix na!!!

audi

the best car in the whole wide world!!!!!

sync

doggy fun

dogs namin o. si ronald [left] & fernando [syempre right]

kakashi sensei

may hindi yatang mangyayari kay kakashi sa mga susunod ng chapters ng naruto. kainiz grrrrr hehe.

dedicated to chinggay!!! - piece of me

wag na natin i-elaborate kung bakit...makasuhan pa ko ng libel wahehe





















I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...

I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in this industry
I mean please...
Do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Oh yeah
You want a piece of me

[hey this is a positive song naman ah]

stupid bank...very stupid bank

have you imagined na ang pinagka-iingat-ingatan mong money ay mawawala ng parang bula in legal terms at wala kang magagawa kungdi tingnan ito and say bye bye???

well eto ang nangyayari samin ngayon. meron kase kaming investment. hindi ko na sasabihin kung saan or kanino. kahit sa philippines namin ito ininvest eh connected siya world market. meaning once na mag move un, mapa-positive man or negative eh sure na maapektuhan un.

eh letche naman kase tong recession sa u.s.a. eh. masyado kase kayong gahaman sa pera. and why pati kami dito idadamay nyo.

haay di na nga tumubo. nalulugi pa. di ko na sasabihin kung magkano. sana makabawi.

peste kase tong bangko na nagpumilit samin. karmahin sana kayo.

pero lately na-re-rebound na ang world market. sana makabawi.

i wish.

rebel heart

nakakainis magsulat lalo na kung nakakalimutan mo ung gusto mong isulat no? punyeta. lalo naman kung wala sa direksyon ang pagsusulat mo.

have you ever heard the song rebel heart? instrumental lang to actually. well gusto ko tong gawing title eh paki mo ba? dami ko kasing hesitation sa buhay. minsan lang yata nagkasundo ang utak at puso ko kaya nagrerebelde na ang puso ko hehe. tawa ka dyan gago. example na dyan ung mga gusto kong sabihin at isulat na di ko magawa dahil pinipigilan ng utak ko, o siguro ng puso ko dahil masakit at ayaw kong malaman ng iba. rebel heart: dahil ba lagi ko na lang ginagamit ang utak ko? o rebel heart: dahil lagi puso ang pinaiiral ko? ewan ko.

ewan ko. wala rin naman ako utak. hanggang ngayon nga di ko pa rin ma-master si My Dear Aunt Sally o Multiplication, Division, Addition, and Subtraction. e ayaw ko sa kanila eh. anu magagawa mo. meron naman calculator. wala rin naman siguro ako puso, di ko alam ang feeling ng happy at lonely; para sa akin iisa lang un. ano ba ang borderline ng happiness at loneliness ?
bakit ba masaya? bakit ba malungkot? anu ang magpapasaya sayo? ano ang magpapalungkot sayo? isipin mo nga.

may nagsabi sa akin na ang blog ko raw ay pang pursuit ng happiness ko? malay ko ba kung saang balon nya hinugot un. gusto kong mag-blog eh. 23 years na kong buhay according to the gregorian calendar. sa age kong to feeling ko ang tanda ko na. i even predicted na dead na ko by 21. well buhay pa ko. pero ok na kung mamamatay nako. matagal ko nang binilinan ung mga angels [kung meron] na nagbabantay sakin na sa iba na lang sila magbantay dahil wala naman silang mapapala sakin. di nako nagsasabi kung maysakit ako. madami naman kaming gamot. di naman halata kung may sakit ako o wala. magaling akong mag-disguise. may nagsabi sa akin nung nagaaral pa ko: para akong laging may suot na maskara. hindi alam ang nasa loob. maraming itinatago. well ok na rin un. or say advantage sakin un dahil ambition kong maging ultimate spy.

hihiramin ko muna ang hilig ni L sa paggamit ng percentages. siguro 5% lang ang masasabi kong kuntento ako sa buhay kong to. what a waste. diba. minsan nagsisisi ako bakit di ko sinubukan ang ginagawa nung mga kabataan nung younger years ko. actually i dont go out. wala nga ako social life. i dont drink. i dont smoke. pero di ako healthy. letche. bakit di ko ginawa? malay ko. siguro dapat title nito eh "tanga ako" tanga nga. super.

akala ng iba masuwerte ako. mga gago kayo. ive been deprived of almost everything. alam nyo ba un? di ko lang sasabihin kung anu un. kung magkakasama tayo tawa lang tayo ng tawa. mga ulol. well nasaan na ba ung mga kasama ko? malay ko. at the end of the day - its just me - ako lang - where the hell are you? well fault ko na rin un. i dont know how to pierce their hearts hehe. fault ko na rin un. ako ang lumalayo. nagsasawa na ko.

bakit ba pag ginusto ko ayaw mangyari? ewan ko. kaya pag nangyari na lang sasabihin ko na lang gusto ko un. ang tanga ko talaga.

i admit plastic ako.

when i am at the lowet point of my life, si jesus christ lang ang kinakausap ko. nakakainis di siya sumasagot.

im emotionally depressed since birth

pag beaten ang utak ko ang lakas ng tibok ng heart ko. pag beaten ang heart ko pwede kayang wag muna siyang magbeat?

ANBU

kung ako eh isang anime character eh like kong maging ANBU or "Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai" or again "Special Assassination and Tactical Squad"

why???

may gusto ako patayin wahehehe. hey im serious

if MDG & JRP are dead i will be a lot more happier to live in this world. hai!!!

doggy

meron kami 2 new dogs. si fernando tsaka si ronald. eto si fernando:

fernando

desktop again

wow YouTube

hey visit YouTube today and be dazzled with their wide screen display wahehe. they just keep on getting better.

sing a song

anu fav song mo? ako madami as in thousands. di ko naman sila papakinggan kung di gusto ng ears ko.

pero i make sure na lahat ng devices ko, from pc to ipods to cellphones eh may song ako na "Hero, Through the Rain, & Can't Take that Away" ni mariah carey. corny no wahehe. anu naman gago.

pag eto pinapakinggan ko it only means na upset, sad and trip kong mag cry.

call it whatever you like pero ganon talaga

issued with an End Of Life notice

ganito sinasabi namin pag unsupported ung product na itinawag samin:

We're sorry, but this product has been discontinued and is no longer supported by *** tech support, however i can provide you the number of the pay for support team. the number is da da da da da da. thank you for calling and have a great day babay!

pag red mark tapos sila wahehe!!!

parang ganto life ko eh unsupported product na. pag graduate ka na unsupported ka na [di naman na they kicked my ass up and out sa bahay]

pero may mga product din kami na kahit ga dekada na eh supported pa rin.

parang ung ibang nilalang na kahit stable na eh inuulan pa rin ng biyaya from their papa and mama. wahehe

kainiz talaga ang life. sarap pasabugin ng earth wahehe

think think think

wag na wag ako pagsasabihan ng doctor na bawasan ang pagiisip dahil naging hobby ko na yata un. yung tipo bang pati problema ng iba eh iniisip ko pero di ko naman sila tinutulungan wahehe. bayaan mo sila. depende na lang kung sa trabaho dahil bilang technical support [dati] eh we are forced to think for the solution of the given problem - kahit may checklist aba need pa rin naming mag-isip.

pero most of the time iniisip ko yung mga failures ko sa life [drama pero totoo] - nakakainis no pero di ko sila malimutan. paano ako maniniwala sa "paano ka mag-mo-move on kung di mo kalilimutan" kung may "ang di lumingon sa pinaggalingan ay hindi makakarating sa patutunguhan" ahe sumasakit ang ulo ko. pero wala naman ako care sa achievements ko kase part lang un ng life [anu daw???]

when i think 90% non about inequalitites - tapos associated na non ung di to nangyari kase ganon or nangyari yon kase ganon. letche naiinis tuloy ako. tsaka ung bakit sila ganon, or may ganon [inggitero ako sobra as in]

***kakaisip ko eh nadevelop ko tong ability na to. i used this kung may nakalimutan ako na word, event, process, etc. ginagamit din yata ng cia to eh. di ko lang alam kung anu tawag. gumagana lang to pag tama concentration mo tsaka pag relaxed ka [di naman yung tipong naka droga hehe] wag kang maniwala kung ayaw mo gago:

doesn't matter kung sitting or standing position / closed you eyes / pero pwede ring naka open pero dapat nakafocus lang sa isang area / don't fuckin' move / don't speak kase masasama un sa iisipin mo / syempre first na iisipin natin ung related sa bagay na un / then make a "very deep rewind" of yourself - flashback baga - hirap i-explain eh - eto yata ung secret ingredient /ako i think of wormholes na parang may slideshow nung iniisip ko / believe me huhukayin ng mind mo yan hindi ng brain mo / kung successful ka congratulations / at dahil maraming RAM ng brain mo ang nagamit for sure sobrang sakit ng ulo mo - dahil iyon ang mangyayari / kung unsuccessful eh better luck next time.

usually it takes me 3 minutes para maalala ang mga nangyari 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 years ago

pero may bug din to saken lalo na kung mathematical operation ang topic. kahit anu gawin ko di ko maalala wahehe

to be continued na nga lang peste

oucht!!!

napanood / napakinggan ko tong linyang to sa isang taiwanese novela sa tv kanina hapon:

"kinalimutan ko na ang mga pangarap ko sa buhay..."

"alam ko nang hindi mangyayari yon..."

"gising na gising na ako..."

pareho yata kami ng situation ng character na to', difference lang namin scripted yung sa kanya...yung sa akin naman totoo wahehe...

peste!!!

attention

Ang Secret Service ay may assigned names sa mga pino-protection-nan
nila. Syempre kami meron den. It's just that i hate seeing these
persons wahehe. Ung iba dyan real names nila. AND IM NOT WORKING IN THE SECRET SERVICE

Chinggay
Ilong Ranger (tao to ha - hindi ung sa commercial na giant nose)
Maris aka Hannah Montana
Buboy, Darling, Marbin aka Jonas Brothers
Beauty but a Beast
Wiston repil
Chokie
Bebang
Maha Salvador
Datu Puti clan
Odelia (greatest fabricator of lies)
Lina CIA (grabe ang sumbong powers nito)
The corrs aka The Manananggals
Joan Venus cut
Mayor for all season for ever
Rosa kabayo (sige na nga person na - pero parang hindi eh)
Talan 500
Emay 1000
EJ Falcon (PBB winner wala naman kwenta)
Nanding aka Kaprecorn
Duday aka Dora
Janjan Putok
Jefjef Epal
Neng aka Rihanna
Inday aka Aiza Segera
Intoy aka Chris Brown
Gong aka Will Smith
Felix
Amado aka Osama bin Laden
Asthigz Boyz
Camille aka Cheeeesenut (dapat chestnut to eh - sbi nya cheeeeseeeenat wahehe)
Ang Babaeng at-Chaka
Aling Lita
Root Antipolo (this is a person)
Boy Axion
Madel (girl)
Madel Senior (girl also)
Ang Mangangaso
Ang Mamamalo aka Ang Matandang Hukluban
Betty the Whisperer
Marlon (Survivor Philippines <--my gad this man is pure evil)
LenLen the destroyer
Mikee (anak ni lenlen)
Kobee (anak ni lenlen)
Pabling the Millionaire (tatay ni lenlen)
Heidi Kabloom
Ung anak ni Heidi Kabloom (as of this moment di pa rin namin alam ang
real name nya)
Ho????? (tao to ha)

am i bad??? im mean!!!

Try to decipher (tama ba spelling?) it.


Sent from my mobile device

dark plan

i have this silly plan wahehe:

things i need:


















- airplane


- a charter flight [domestic lang - manila to tawi-tawi] para kay "Felix" [ung kapitbahay naming nakakaimbyerna]













- a tomahawk or patriot missile courtesy of lockheed martin

































-or if i get excited too much rocket propelled grenade na lang para mas mura
















- pwede ring gumamit ng twenty [20] m270 kung di effective ang mga naunang armaments















- parachute para sa pilot & sa co pilot [minsan flight engineer daw - watever]


















procedure:

- minsan ako ay plastic pero most of the time eh i will show if i dont like you
- babatiin ko si Felix at aabutan ko ng plane ticket
- tapos edi sasakay sya ng plane kase excited [lets say lumipad na ung plane]
- optional: pag ngumisi na naman siya at naimbyerna ako agad eh titirahin ko sya ng rpg
- pag nasa 10,000 feet na ung plane [syempre naka auto pilot ung plane] pupunta sila pilot at co pilot sa belly nung plane tapos mag ju-jump sila [abandon ship baga wahehe]
- syempre bubuksan lang ni pilot at co pilot ung parachute nila pag 2,000 feet na lang sila above ground
- from south china sea i will launch the tomahawk missile [most of the time nasa US air craft carrier tong mga to, minsan naman nasa nuclear powered submarines nila] at syempre titirahin nya ung plane ni felix para sumabog!!! bye felix
- plan b: kung naligaw ung tomahawk [na di naman halos nangyayari] at di tinamaan si felix eh may backup plan tayo - may naka-stationed na patriot missile sa beautiful island of cebu. heat seeking naman ang missile na to at pag na sense nya ung plane ni felix eh hahabulin nya un para sumabog. goodbye again felix part 2
- plan c: if ever na sense ni felix na may masama akong balak sa kanya at nakapag last minute preparation sya - lets say nakapag-install siya ng flares kaya di siya natamaan ng patriot missile eh may super ultimate back up plan naman tayo: may nakapark na 20 m270 sa different areas ng tawi-tawi at pag nag-land dun ung plane ni felix eh i-lau-launch natin lahat ng missile nun. this time sure na ko sabog na sya. bye felix!!! rest in pieces

sony ericsson x1 xperia

i dunno whats with this phone... for me it just looks so terrible...yeah it is sony ericsson Xperia X1 - but why put x literally as part of the keypad??? the dashboard is overly stretched (look at the display) and its very slow --- try to visit their site and watch the boring guide tour. im sorry - i just fucking hate it!!! (at bakit ba meron din tong isda??? kagaguhan)

Apple Online Store Philippines

waah finally. well it officially opened last november 11 hehe.

iTunes coup d’état

i really don't know what happened to my iTunes library. my music, videos, photos, & applications are all gone... i just hate to start all over again fucking sheeeet.

yaoi wahehe

IzumoxKotetsu

favorite naruto guard ninjas

Izumo Kamizuki
















Kotetsu Hagane
















Genma Shiranui